December 2009
27 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Andrew Bird (40)
Andrew Bird’s Bowl of Fire (14)
Grizzly Bear (9)
Steve Martin (8)
Gregory and the Hawk (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The tiny goat wanted a birthday party
and sent out invitations to its friends...
– The Tiny Goat by The Gothic Archies
December 26th 2009
“You know what?” said a man to another man who was nearby. He knew this man.
“What?” said the other man.
“I don’t have enough compulsions. I need to eat and drink and breathe and after I eat and drink I need to go to the toilet, and all of these things need to be done regularly otherwise I’ll die or explode, depending on which of the things I decide not...
December 26th 2009
Christmas happened yesterday, I hope you had a good time and Jesus got everything he wanted.
December 22nd 2009
Just got back from performing at an open mic night. My main problem was that I wasn’t LOUD enough. I wasn’t the worst.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
The Beatles (13)
The Magnetic Fields (13)
St. Vincent (10)
Grizzly Bear (10)
My Brightest Diamond (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
December 17th 2009
I know we’re already half way through, but how about everybody agrees to have a really great day?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →
The Vines (14)
Grandaddy (12)
Grizzly Bear (12)
The Beatles (10)
Wolf Parade (10)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
December 12th 2009
A few weeks ago I wrote a poem. It is called The Unnatural Cat.
She was a lump of coal. She shuffled like a cat with no knees. She tried to please but couldn’t believe in a world obsessed with “those” and “these”. She would cycle through the grey streets To get to somewhere she could meet Just somebody who wouldn’t treat Her like she was, because she was So much more. She had long black hair and...
December 9th 2009
Sold some books on ebay. Didn’t make enough to get me out of all this DEBT. But I have a lot of stuff so I’m… happy?
I need to do something to make me some money. How about this: If you pay me FIVE POUNDS or maybe even MORE IF YOU WANT or LESS, I will WRITE A SONG FOR YOU. And not even some terrible song where I find words that rhyme with your name it won’t even have to...
I am selling a bunch of stuff I own on ebay. You... →
6 December 2009
Today it is my birthday and I am 21 years old.
December 5th 2009
Tomorrow it is my 21st birthday. Here’s what Wikipedia has to say about the Age 21:
In the United States (excluding insular areas), 21 is the minimum legal age at which one can purchase and drink alcoholic beverages and gamble.
The age at which it is legal to gamble in some states in the United States.
It is also the age at which it is legal to work as a prostitute. Prostitution is...
December 1st 2009
Today I found a piece of paper on the floor with someone’s poetry written on it. It’s very straightforward, not great. There’s also a character plan they’d written for what is clearly, judging by the names, for a fantasy novel. I can’t really read the handwriting very well but they’re things like “Rahien,” and “Samih” and it involves a...