Now that I have a Kindle I can get rid of all these god damn books yeah?
Also I have coined the word ‘kindleback’ so when everyone is using it just give me credit yet.
“I have grown much too used to an outside view of myself, to being both painter and model, so no wonder my style is denied the blessed grace of spontaneity. Try as I may I do not succeed in getting back into my original envelope, let alone making myself comfortable in my old self; the disorder there is far too great; things have been moved, the lamp is black and dead, bits of my past litter the floor.” — Vladimir Nabokov, Despair
“Children steal the future by changing language, everything I relied on! You expect to feel you know what’s going on and you walk down the street and your children say “OH look at that church, it’s so random”. …What, is it moving? What do you mean, what are you on about? It’s a perfectly ordinary church where people go to get married! “Marriage, EURGH, that’s so gay.” Look, we’ll just have some quiet time here’s some crisps. “CRISPS!!!! AWESOME!!!!” —Dylan Moran (via traci) (via dailydoseofdylanmoran)